she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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