Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
