Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Shame - the story of my life.
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