Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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