I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Randomize
