belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Randomize
