He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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