with your own penis?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
tell me about the fingering
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