Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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