Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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