You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
