As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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