Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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