Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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