thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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