Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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