Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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