So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
