I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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