i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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