no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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