i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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