Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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