They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Randomize
