No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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