You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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