I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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