whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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