Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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