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all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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