oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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