STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Enjoy the penises
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Randomize
