Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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