your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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