Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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