heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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