Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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