Can Purell be used as lube?
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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