careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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