Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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