am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
All the doctor said was why
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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