last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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