At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Oh god it's open bar.
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