Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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