I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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