who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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