you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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