the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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