im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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