Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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